In the tenth edition of the WFNews (finally), we feature desperate old women hungry for purpose in their lives, witch hunting, living alien stick figures, Iceland’s National Elf Service, paracelebrities anonymously exposing the secrets of their show, the unfortunate boring reality of a real-life X-Man, the most hilarious search terms used to find the WF website, Derek Accorah’s inability to see the future, and we finally address why exactly we’ve been gone so long. And hey, our very first contest is announced!





