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Monsters 101: Loch Ness Monster Becomes a Creationist Tool

Some private Christian schools in the southern USA have begun teaching some rather.. interesting lessons in the classroom, with the hopes of discouraging their students from believing in evolution.

What kind of lessons, you ask? Namely, that creatures such as that Nessie, aka The Loch Ness Monster, famed Scottish urban legend, is without a doubt, alive and kicking. The idea, of course, being that if it can be proved that dinosaurs walked the planet at the same time as men, evolution is obviously is nothing more than a bust. Sure.

Private schools, such as Eternity Christian Academy in Louisiana have begun teaching the ACE curriculum:  Accelerated Christian Education. These schools, which, by the way,  have begun receiving state voucher money taken from the public school funding, are utilizing the ACE curriculum not only to teach that “dinosaurs were fire-breathing dragons,” but also that the “Loch Ness monster has been recorded on sonar from submarines”.

Disturbingly enough, there’s a reported 200,000 students receiving this education, not just staying within North America but also to parts of the UK, with teaching happening in no less then 13 American states.

At the very least, the Scottish tourist industry is probably set to see an increase in travelers coming to catch a glimpse of Nessie, even if they do have their bibles clutched firmly to their chests.

More at: The Herald Scotland

Dana Matthews
Dana Newkirk is a co-creator and regular contributor to WF? 'Zine. Dana hosted the internationally syndicated television series The Girly Ghost Hunters, which originally aired on the Space Channel in Canada. It was pretty terrible. If you so choose, you can catch the reruns on Sunday mornings around 4:30am on channel 44. Her main interests lie within the genre of vintage fringe, though she has been known to stand awkwardly in the background of many Who Forted videos.
Dana Matthews

1 Comment

  1. Ken Summers

    06/27/2012 at 10:37 AM

    They better wear their fireproof suits when they visit Loch Ness, or the fire-breathing dino-dragon might burn them to a crisp!

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