Television Viewer Captures “Very Weird Subliminal Message”
A television viewer in the UK thought he noticed something odd flash across the screen last evening, and lucky for us, his DVR was running and he was able to post the strange capture to a forum. After a bit of back and forth rewinding, he managed to pause it at just the right second, presenting us with what he believes is a “very weird subliminal message”.
The flash, which was broadcast on Comedy Central during a commercial break for the Mr. Bean episode “Goodnight, Mr. Bean”, contains a huge block of text impossible to read unless paused, with several of the words highlighted as though important. Even weirder, is that it seems to be an ode to financially troubled record store HMV. The caps locked text reads about the “shared experience” of visiting the record store with your “tribe”, and ends with the question of whether or not one can “fight progress”.
The highlighted words are VOICE, MEMORIES, COLLECTION, JOY, EXPERIENCE, and PROGRESS.
You can view the capture below, or read our transcription further down the page:

The transcription is as follows:
ANOTHER VESTIGE OF OUR PAST HAS BITTEN THE DUST. HIS MASTER’S VOICE HAS FALLEN SILENT. THE NATION’S MOST-FAMOUS RECORD STORE IS GOING DOWN. IT’S NOT SURPRISING, BUT IT’S A SHAME. AFTER ALL, WHO HASN’T FOND MEMORIES OF GOING INTO THEIR LOCAL BRANCH AND BROWSING THROUGH THE RECORDS, TAPES, CDS, VIDEOS AND DVDS? THAT EXCITING WEEKEND TRIP, BRIMMING WITH MAGICAL PROMISE OF AN EXCHANGE THAT WILL ADD TO THE COLLECTION. POURING OVER ALBUM ARTWORK ON THE BUS HOME, ONLY FUELLING FURTHER IMPATIENCE TO GET BACK AND ENGULF THE SENSES IN THE LATEST RELEASE BY A FAVOURITE BAND OR SINGER. WILL IT BE AS GOOD AS THEIR LAST ONE? WHAT IT IT’S WORSE? RELIVING THE JOY OF SEEING A FILM THAT BLEW YOUR MIND IN THE CINEMA BUT IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR LIVING ROOM. YEAH IT’S GREAT WE CAN INSTANTLY BUY EVERYTHING WE CANT AT THE CLICK OF A BUTTON, DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR, BUT IT’S NO LONGER A SHARED EXPERIENCE. THERE WAS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY IN BUYING STUFF FROM SHOPS IN THOSE DAYS; YOU WERE PART OF A TRIBE. FOR MANY, A TRIP TO THE RECORD SHOP WAS AN EVENT. HELL, FOR SOME IT WAS A PLACE TO JUST HANG OUT. BUT YOU CAN’T FIGHT PROGRESS, CAN YOU? AND SELLING CDS FOR UP TO EIGHTEEN QUID IN 2013 PROBABLY DIDN’T HELP. SO FAREWELL HMV, THE HIGH STREET WON’T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
Very weird indeed.
In a forum thread where the find was posted, some users wagered the bits could be part of a modern day “numbers station”, a sort of updated version of the radio signals used by spies to relay information to those who knew how to decipher it. Then again, there are others who believe it it’s a message urging viewers to sacrifice Rowin Atkinson. Regardless of whether it’s meant for 007 or the cult we all unknowingly belong to, it appears that this isn’t the first time these strange messages have popped up on the UK’s Comedy Central.
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Comedy Central has been showing these messages for a long time in the UK. At almost every commercial break, in fact. They don’t even come close to being subliminal as they’re shown on the screen for almost a second, far too long to be appealing to anyone’s subconscious.
Whether or not the text is encoded with secret messages, I don’t know, but they were definitely designed to be seen and the fact they exist is no secret. My best guess? It’s just Comedy Central giving us something interesting to think about. An amusing tidbit designed to take advantage of our ability to pause and rewind live television, rather like Chuck Lorre’s vanity cards: http://www.chucklorre.com/index-bbt.php
This is in line with what I was thinking. It actually gives viewers an incentive to record their shows with the DVRs, which I doubt is an accident, considering that DVR recording is starting to become the new way to judge a show’s popularity. It’s an ingenious way to boost their own numbers, should that be the case.
And, since this is occurring at the commercial break, could it be a way to drive attention toward that space of ad time between actual programming? It at least gets you to pay attention when the commercials are running — and that’s another problem with DVRing, getting the audience to pay attention to commercials.
Well done.
Hi – Comedy Central have been showing these “humurous” messages in between programming for what must be years.
Nothing really weird or sinister about it imo – with the advent of sky+ where you can pause & read the messages, it’s obvious CC are just trying to entertain.
Cheers, Manny
Don’t sacrifice Rowan Atkinson! Please! If you need someone to sacrifice, might I suggest a rather useless Australian media mogul? Sad to say, he’s not exactly a virgin.
And a bug thumbs up to the media geniuses at CC UK. Smart bit o’ thinking, there.
Unless MI6 has infiltrated the Com’s, and are messing with our minds.
And our RSS feeds.
I’ve seen those quite a bit on other channels too – always slightly different. Luckily, Virgin Plus boxes have re-wind function so you can read them. They are most surreal, but I did see a quite subversive one about financial institutions once and how we should all withdraw our money and store it under the bed!
I don’t think it’d work on most people. Netflix killed Blockbuster for a reason.
video killed the radio star