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Sex Crazed Space Aliens Visiting British Psychic for Romps in the Sack

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A British woman appeared on the popular ITV1 television show This Morning last week to talk about the, quite literally, “out of this world” orgasms she experiences thanks to visitations of sex crazed extraterrestrials.

Stephany Cohen, a self-described psychic, says the “greys” have been visiting for quite some time now and she even went so far as to say they are capable of giving her a better sexual encounter than with any human counterpart. Oh, and she also has her own UFO to fly out of the solar system with.

Cohen claims the encounters happen mainly at night and more often than not, the sexual encounters she experiences seem to happen while she is asleep.  She also went on to tell journalists that her grey visitors appear under the guise of “octopus people” or even “cat people”.

“He is an Octopus Man, he stays quite close to me,” she told the presenters. “Like a spirit boyfriend, well not a boyfriend. A good spirit friend. He happens to be from the octopus race. All of them indulge in sex, but particularly the cat people are extremely, highly charged sexually and its part of the cat people culture.”

When host Holly Willoughby asked Stephany if she might just be dreaming all of this up, Stephany actually agreed. Sort of.

“A dream is a friendly way of letting you know what you’ve been doing without scaring you. That’s what dreams really are. People would actually be afraid if they were face-to-face with an alien.”

To watch the entire segment, including a test given to Stephany’s “spirit guides” by professor Chris French, hit the video below. Of course, the whole thing only makes me think of this clip.

Have you ever bumped uglies with an alien? Would you, if you had the chance? We want to know! Tweet us @WhoForted, swing by our Facebook page, or leave a message in the comments!

Dana Matthews
Dana Newkirk is a co-creator and regular contributor to WF? 'Zine. Dana hosted the internationally syndicated television series The Girly Ghost Hunters, which originally aired on the Space Channel in Canada. It was pretty terrible. If you so choose, you can catch the reruns on Sunday mornings around 4:30am on channel 44. Her main interests lie within the genre of vintage fringe, though she has been known to stand awkwardly in the background of many Who Forted videos.
Dana Matthews

7 Comments

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  2. Taylor Reints

    03/19/2013 at 2:11 AM

    “She also went on to tell journalists that her grey visitors appear under the guise of ‘octopus people’ or even ‘cat people’.”

    Somebody call PETA, we have a crazy cat-lady. ;)

  3. Mad Dan Eccles

    03/19/2013 at 2:03 PM

    At best, this woman is telling outrageous lies from a desperate desire to be on television. At worst, you’re all laughing at somebody with a serious mental illness. Why is Chris French even bothering to debunk somebody who no-one with a functional brain wouldn’t either laugh at or feel sorry for? Letting an attention-seeking madwoman behave in an extremely silly way in public and then sitting back feeling smug is not a great way to advance the cause of skepticism, or anything else. And actually this is so pathetic that it’s hard to see the joke. I presume you all think this IS a joke, right?

  4. Jon

    03/19/2013 at 5:57 PM

    Honestly Dan Eccles, what the F do you know about the true nature of reality which includes a spiritual one? Who the hell are you to make any form of judgement call? Have you ever had any experiences that could come close to hers? Apparently not, and how boring your life must be. You should consider consuming DMT (aptly refered to as the “spirit molecule”)or any similar substance which chemically changes the frequency of your perception. Some people have the ability to change this through other means. You might then recognize there is far more to reality than that tiny material box you have created around your arrogant mind.

  5. Flucksy

    03/20/2013 at 4:48 AM

    Yeah, errrr, no. DMT is illegal for a reason, but have fun having mind shredding halucinations.

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