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Man Sacrifices “Immortal” Girlfriend After Fighting Her “Like a Dragon”

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A Fort Lauderdale man is being held without bail after ritually “sacrificing” his girlfriend, a woman he claimed had control of his soul and “wouldn’t die”. Even stranger than why he killed her was the murder weapon: his xbox 360.

Police learned of the grisly crime when they apprehended 22 year old Darrius Johnson on suspicion of burglary. During questioning, Johnson mentioned that his girlfriend, 20 year old Monica Gooden, was “in heaven”, saying “I think I killed her.”

When authorities searched his apartment they found blood trails leading to the rear bedroom, where Gooden’s body lay with multiple stab wounds next to a broken and bloodied Xbox 360 console.

Johnson told police that he murdered her because he needed to sacrifice someone with the Taurus astrological sign for the good of his family. He had originally considered his ill grandfather as a candidate for sacrifice, but decided on Gooden because she was “in control of his spirit”. In the police report, Johnson claimed that his girlfriend “wouldn’t die”, and he had to fight her “like a dragon”.

Police later stated that Gooden was not a Taurus.

Johnson also told investigators that he was regularly being mocked by a pink elephant that sat on a nearby porch, and he needed to kill it.

The news comes as a shock to neighbors who described Darrius as a friendly guy who had just started reading the Bible.

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Greg Newkirk

Greg Newkirk

Senior Editor at Who Forted
Documentary film-maker, professional monster chaser, and mystery monger, Greg is the senior editor for Who Forted? 'Zine. When he's not occupied by writing about the wide world of the weird, he's busy directing and editing documentary films like The Bigfoot Hunter: Still Searching or writing about offbeat travel for Roadtrippers. He's currently in production on his new project: an original documentary web series titled Planet Weird. He currently lives in Cincinnati.
Greg Newkirk
Greg Newkirk

2 Comments

  1. Coppertop

    04/09/2013 at 5:05 AM

    Pink elephants? Seriously?

  2. butch

    04/10/2013 at 11:14 PM

    man, i hope the cops didn’t burst his bubble by letting him know she was not a taurus! i know how he feels tho,when my old lady beats me at nba live or mortal kombat, i wanna slay the dragon out my bitch 2!

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