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Dark Phoenix: Did NASA Photograph Strange “Angels” Near the Sun?

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Did you know that over the past few months NASA has captured photos of angels flying near the Sun? Well, that’s what Share International Magazine editor Benjamin Crème wants you to believe, anyway.

Not once but twice in as many months, NASA has released two strange images of massive “beings” traveling across the sightline of the sun. Many UFO enthusiasts have been tossing in their two cents proclaiming the images to be of possible space crafts, but Crème disagrees.

“…our information is that it is an ‘angel’ or ‘deva’ as they are known in the East. The angelic or deva evolution runs parallel to that of the human and they can vary in size from tiny to colossal. This ‘angel’ was filmed moving near the sun and both photographs are of the same ‘angel’. Our information is that it is gigantic: about half the size of the Earth.”

Share International Magazine believes that many miracles have been happening in rapid succession over the past few years. These images, they claim, are just one of many and a direct sign of “Maitreya, the World Teacher”, who they believe will unite all world religions.

Unsurprisingly NASA has made no comment about the strange images photographed, nor have they addressed SIM’s angel theories.

If you ask me, it looks more like a phoenix than an angel. Somebody warn Charles Xavier before things get out of hand.

Fire resistant angels? UFOs? Or just a solar flare? We want to know what you think. Tweet us @WhoForted, drop us a line on Facebook, or leave your thoughts in the comments below.

Dana Matthews
Dana Newkirk is a co-creator and regular contributor to WF? 'Zine. Dana hosted the internationally syndicated television series The Girly Ghost Hunters, which originally aired on the Space Channel in Canada. It was pretty terrible. If you so choose, you can catch the reruns on Sunday mornings around 4:30am on channel 44. Her main interests lie within the genre of vintage fringe, though she has been known to stand awkwardly in the background of many Who Forted videos.
Dana Matthews

11 Comments

  1. Marc

    04/10/2013 at 9:59 AM

    It’s a Bat Signal.

  2. George

    04/10/2013 at 10:02 AM

    I think its a Romulan Warbird.

  3. Red Pill Junkie

    04/10/2013 at 10:02 AM

    >”The angelic or deva evolution runs parallel to that of the human and they can vary in size from tiny to colossal.”

    Seems the devas are too busy surfing the solar flares to bother with their agenda. Maitreya’s arrival is now LOOOOOOOONG overdue.

  4. Dana Newkirk

    04/10/2013 at 10:05 AM

    I can’t help but think this would make an awesome metal album cover!

    • Red Pill Junkie

      04/10/2013 at 10:07 AM

      The return of Jefferson Starship?! :D

      • Coppertop

        04/10/2013 at 11:36 AM

        Blue Oyster Cult.

        COME ON TAKE ME AWAAAAAY

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  6. Chew

    04/10/2013 at 11:56 AM

    The images are from the SOHO LASCO C2 instrument and are available for anybody to view on the SOHO website: http://sohodata.nascom.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/data_query
    The images are archived at 12 minute intervals. There are no angels 12 minutes before or 12 minutes after the images with the angels. The LASCO C3 camera records every 12 minutes but offset from the C2 camera by 6 minutes but the angels do not appear in those images either.
    From October: http://i.imgur.com/Lu6hQCL.png
    From February: http://i.imgur.com/VTmbEcR.png

    So working with this information and the fact that they have moved out of the field of view between images, we can safely conclude that angels can travel at least 1.3% of the speed of light.

    Or it’s a glitch in the camera. Whichever.

    • David

      05/02/2013 at 6:30 PM

      Actually, according to Share International, this angel deliberately made himself visible for only a short time. So the fact that he does not appear in the previous or later frame does not indicate his speed in any way.

  7. alanborky

    04/11/2013 at 12:40 PM

    Dana presumably Benjamin Crème’s made far greater play of these images than merely to attest they’re an angel.

    For instance the first one can easily be construed [amongst other things] as the torch held by Persian/Mithras initiates as they make their way through the World Cave/the Universe the second as a Grail like platter.

    In some circles even if they’re only pixel anomalies the form they’ve taken given the context they’ve taken those forms in’ll be getting a heck of a lot of people hot under the collar.

    There’ll even be those who see the two images as symbolic befores and afters of that meteor that recently exploded over Russia implying the roof of the World Cave’s in danger of falling in.

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