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Lawyer Sues Priests for Failure to Banish “Fart Demons” from Home

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Something stinks in Romania.. and if the priests are to be believed, it’s the foul stench of demons.

A 34 year old Romanian lawyer has filed a lawsuit against his Orthodox bishop and five priests after what he says was their failure to banish the demons that were slowly driving him from his home, including a “demon of flatulence”.

Madalin Ciculescu

Madalin Ciculescu, fart demon victim

Madalin Ciculescu claims that the five holy men committed fraud when they showed up to exorcise his home from the diabolical spirits, actually having made the situation worse by the time they left.

“If they (the accused) represent the way of God then God’s ways are crooked,” he told the court. “They did not remove the demons that made these bad smells as they promised to do, and I still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable.”

Ciculescu claims that the demons have infested several objects around his home, including a hairdryer that produces a black spirit which chases all who attempt to use the device, as well as “foul smelling spirits” that inhabit the refrigerator and stink up the joint.

“When I am at home they switch the TV on and off all the time, they make foul smells that give me headaches and basically roam unhindered around my house and my business.”

According to The Daily Mail, the priests have rebuffed Ciculescu’s claims, saying that the exorcisms were performed properly and that any further demons were simply the product of his imagination.

The case was rejected by the Romanian court system, but Circulescu plans to appeal. Perhaps some Beano would be cheaper?

Could the priests have made Madalin’s situation worse, or is he simply exaggerating reports of fart demons? We want to know what you think. Tweet us @WhoForted, drop us a line on Facebook, or leave a message in the comments below!

Greg Newkirk

Greg Newkirk

Senior Editor at Who Forted
Documentary film-maker, professional monster chaser, and mystery monger, Greg is the senior editor for Who Forted? 'Zine. When he's not occupied by writing about the wide world of the weird, he's busy directing and editing documentary films like The Bigfoot Hunter: Still Searching or writing about offbeat travel for Roadtrippers. He's currently in production on his new project: an original documentary web series titled Planet Weird. He currently lives in Cincinnati.
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4 Comments

  1. alanborky

    04/17/2013 at 1:09 PM

    F*ckin’ hell Madalin mate no offense but y’look spooky enough to be Nosferatu’s much weirder much more terrifyin’ kid brother. I was thinkin’ Eddy Munster The Teenage Years at first but Madalin Manson Before Doctor Frankenstein Finished With Him works too.

    I must admit I’m surprised ANYTHIN’d'ave the nerve to haunt YOU but I’m sure as hell not su’prised to learn YOUR hauntin’ them PRIESTS!

    You reckon these things torture you with evil smelling farts.

    D’you think given you live in Dracula Land they might be bumpires?

    • shawn chapman

      04/17/2013 at 3:39 PM

      I would first remove the bodies he has buried under the house. Just sayin!

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  3. Christina

    11/10/2013 at 5:47 PM

    Don’t normal people just blame it on the dog?

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