Who Forted?

Jason Korbus is the co-host of Strange Frequencies Radio, easily one of the best paranormal internet radio broadcasts available today. When he isn't busy making love to a microphone, he's pursuing the unexplained with Phase 3 Paranormal and using twitter to tell everyone that Dane Cook is a hack. He currently resides in Toledo, OH.

Believe it or not, there exists a form of fortune telling that consists of reading someone’s past and future by staring at the corresponding cheek of a bare ass. It’s called “rumpology”, and it’s being pioneered by Rambo’s mom. Jason Korbus attempts to, um, get the bottom of things in his first piece for WF.